wahdegreat = BraMaster !!?? Nabeh !!!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

***Yawwwnnnn !!!***

An jua ???!! Kaneneh chibai..............

Ok, I was in MSN today and wah wah ( wahdegreat ) came online in a dastardly lansi manner, never fails in that....

He told me worked in a bra company !!!! Fuck it !!! BRA !!! YEa !! Bra !!!!! As in










<========== BraMAster!!!!















Wooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky prick !!! People ( like masterkenzo and masturbatemasterbear ) paid astronomical amount ( heck, them two can afford it what ) and go all out just to get the latest hardware which enable them to torrent dirty movies just so they could watch boobies in action, but then our friend wahdegreat get paid to watch what boobies are !!!!! And get to watch the poetry of boobies in motion !!!

It's like ....

wahdegreat : Ma'am, may I look at your boobies ?
Ma'am : Why, yes of course. Be my guest.

Damn it, what are the fucking odds we get the same response if we start to ask such questions.
Man oh man......I wish there is a vacancy for Bra engineer.

But then again, there's a downside to this job laaa, I guess. Of course, the perk is that you have the chance not only to eye your enemy's gf's boobies, but to grope it as well..........but then again, the hazardous part comes when your boss ask you to measure that 90 year old grandma's boobies cos your boss wants you to target different segment of market...whooooaaaa, the sight of that segmet's boobies makes you think that a coroner's job is more satisfying......ninabeh !!!!

Whoa...... totally OPTICAL , man!!

-by masterkenzo-

Whoa...... check this out guys!! It was a lazy afternoon in the office, there's no meeting and it's been a pretty slow week. So, I was playing around with my laptop, trying out the Windows calculator.... and suddenly...WHAM!!

I was able to hold the FUCKING calculator with my left hand and press it with my right hand!! Without using the mouse!! Cool, huh?

Yes, that's right , bIatches!! It's one of my OPTICAL ILLUSION masterpiece! And before you guys jump into conclusion that I'm using PhotoShop...Nope! I didn't use any of those Photo-Altering software. The only time I use Photoshop is when I need to crop the photo above. The trick is how I use the camera to photograph this seemingly impossible but YET possible scenario.

Start cracking your head, bIacthes!!

Funnies.........nabeh !!

- by chau_fah_hai -

I was at the pantry this morning when my ultra-sensitive hearing picked up the following disturbing and intriguing conversation between a new colleague and a new trainee........

NC : Actually, can reach there ( how I know where ) faster by car.

Trainee : How come ?

NC : Because travel in car is faster than riding motorcycle if not traffic jam....

Chau_fah_hai : .......................................................

I know damn it, that car is faster than motorbike when traffic jam, but the innoccence ( and guiilibility ) protrayed was left much to be desired...and much laughter.....hahhaha...sure makes my morning feel good..nabeh !!!!

Tiao Ngia Ngai Tiao

People in Malaysia like to use Hokkien profanities like ning nabeh, ho lang kan, chibai kia, lanchau chabor and stuffs like that every where. Not that I have anything against Hokkien, I myself frequently use words like “eh kanasai, lu bo da che ar?” and often with a mixture of English to exert some standard… “Brother, lu ker si la. Kong ha mi lancau language?”

BUT NO ONE gives due respect to Hakka profanities. It’s flamboyant, powerful yet flexible and full of meanings. Maybe it’s because no one actually goes around promoting it as strongly as I am…

That’s why I have decided to educate the less-educated ones on the usage of Hakka profanities. Feel free to learn it and do not be ashamed to use it. People will respect you for it. My goodself and Masterbear (Hainan exile who later joined the Hakka clan)…

chau_fah_hai: Fucking traitor!!!!
Masterkenzo: true… true…

… ahem, are two distinct proof of this. Me being advocate of profanities and him being goody-fake-fake-pretend-gentlemen only use words like “Excuse me, fuck u!”

Well then, enough about that. Let us begin our lesson with the most commonly used HPP (Hakka Power Profanities):
(How to pronounce? Pronounce it as you would in BM Baku. For those who do not know what BM Baku is, well too bad lor…)

Ma Kai Lin?
Direct Translation: “What penis?”
Meaning: What’s up?
Usage: A question.
Example:


Ngi Hi Zhong Fan Xu
Direct Translation: “You go and plant potato!”
Meaning: Please go and die.
Usage: To scold or fuck people. It is more used by Aunties to curse fishmongers / butchers / vege-sellers in the market. Not a true vulgar but strong words nonetheless.
Example:


Tiao Ngia Ngai Tiao
Direct Translation: “Fuck yours I fuck!”
Meaning: Oh my fuck!
Usage: very wide usage. More commonly used to convey surprise, happiness, anger and also malcontent.
Example:


All of these most commonly used HPP are flexible and CAN be used in practically any situations that you encounter. By practicing frequently, you will find yourself using these great Hakka profanities as if they were your second tongue.

For better results, use them together in your daily conversations. That way, not only will you be able to amaze your friends and colleagues, they will further respect you more. Don’t know how? Let me illustrate: -

Masterbear: Weh, u heard about this new technology gadget thingy called the X-3000-GHY?

Masterkenzo: (Amazed) Fuhhhh… tiao ngia ngai tiao! Really ah?

chau_fah_hai: Ehhh, ma kai lin? Wat is this ex-tree-townsend-thingy?

Masterbear: Well, it’s this new device that lets u watch over 50 channels on TV. You just need to subscribe to a decoder and get an account.

Masterkenzo, chau_fah_hai, Wahdegreat: ………..

Wahdegreat: That’s ASTRO la, ngi hi zhong fan xu la…

There you have it.

Masterbear loves meeting...........nabeh !!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

Just now, masterbear and I were on MSN, and then suddenly he says he need to go meeting......and laughing gleefully as he leaves the MSN chat room.......and this is how I depict his deep fondness and affection for company meetings...........



















Nabeh !!!

After the killing spree.....nabeh !!!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

So, after the killing spree, masterkenzo is back at what he do best......














Then, along came a super-mean-looking-dude, looking for a wholesome fun......








Mmmmm.....nipples so tits. Gimme your nipples now.




















Oh yea ? You bitching whore, watch me !!!!!












Now, watch me change, you whore....neh neh neh neh
















Yea, you bitching whore !! Do you like what you see ??!! You gonna gimme your nipples or what.........bitching whore you !!!!















What the fuck, I know it's lame....but I like to see you try doing the blog by just using Paint, 1 half hours, your superiors and colleague walking up and down the office........fuck you all, nabeh !!!!!

Enough with the Friend-Friend Stuff..BITCH!!

-masterkenzo-

Fuck you bitches !! Can we have a stop on all these "friend-friend" stuff?? We're beginning to sound like the "Golden Girls" in their menopause ..!!

How the fuck are we gonna inccur wrath on mankind when we are busy-ing licking each other's ass here?









-_-

ooh...the humanity...

This has to end, bro.... and it ends right here.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA..!!!!!!

At last....our dignity has been restored..!!

DEATH to the INFIDELS!!

p/s : wahdegreat, when are you gonna return my book , "The Princess Who Loves The Prince Who Loves The Queen's Mother" ?? And my panty-hose? WHere the heck is MY panty-hose??

A thought on Friendships

-by masterbear- (editor: oohh...at last, the great ONE surfaces...)

wahdegreat , your little warning on the 'Hex' or watever it is don't really scare me... but i think i owe you that sms thing.... not that i don't bother about it but just sometimes you just forget about it ...

after reading chaufahai and wahdegreat blog, well i makes me think for a while ... about friendships..... i've know these 3 fella here for a long time... so long that i don't remember how we get to know each other at the first place. Times flies pretty fast .... and i guess when the friendship becomes too long, we tend to take things for granted and become lazy in the relationship.... which i think the same for all others relationship as well....

i got to admit i'm becoming lazy also ... so when the 'incident' happened, it did bring the worst and best of us out. Worst , the trust we been building so long suddenly disappear and there's blaming, accusations and confusions among all of us. Bring the best of us, when we realized there're problem and we put away all our differences and resolved it for the sake of our friendship. Well that's what i did felt and feel glad about it.

So wahdegreat, i won't give a definition of friendship because i believe you don't need one if you believe in it. Like 'god', do you put in a definition to it? maybe my grasp of english and my ability to explain is kind of limited, but i do hope all my friends and readers here can understand what i'm trying to say here... if you don't maybe just drop me your comments. :-) . i'll be most appreciate it!


ps Friendship is like a highway where all of us run in our own lanes and by fate we meet and by will, we becomes friends... so someday we'll go in our own separate ways and but the memories that left behind is always remains.
Masterbear

Friendship ??? ...Nabeh

- by chau_fah_hai -

Nabeh....after I uttered those immortal words a few posts ago, I was severely assback-lashed by my friends, namely the three moderators.

Anyway, my two cents worth on friendship. I'd figure that friendship is kinda like the versatile UHU glue. For the uninitiated, it's a kind of.....glue. You use it to stick things together. Youngsters nowadays...**sigh** When you first squeeze it out, the gum's like a fluidly yucky thing. But after a while, that damn fluidly stufffs hardened ( read : stimmmmm !! ) and the gluility is pretty tits. However, this titsy glue does not go along with any kind of materials.

Chau_fah_hai as himself : Well, analogous to friendship.......when you first get to know someone, the relationship's kinda like "Hi, you take train to work?". " Where you graduate ? " , " You take LRT to work?", "Do you use Visual Basic to write programs as a Visual Basic programmer ?" ( like, duhhhhhhh ......). After a while brokebacking with him, you found he so damn kam jing with you. You be the friend friend with him. However, if you found out he damn sipek pai kia.....

Chau_fah_hai as some old wisdomized sage : One way to see friendship is that while it can be as solid as cemented blocks reinforced with steel bars that pass thru the GigaPascals of pressure during the stress-strain tensile test( rock is tough but brittle ), it can be as fragile as a leaf trying to stand upright.

Chau_fah_hai as everybody else : Frienship.....???? Wah len nehhhhh. Like the picture below laaa !!!











White hat : mmmm....friend ?
Black hat : mmmmmmm..uaaahhhh....friend.
White hat : You and me...ermm.....friend ?
Black hat : MMmmmmmm....friendddd
White hat : mmmmm......friend.

Nevertheless........ I can't say I am an expert in friendship.....but I know I got some people around me who define bestest friends. Unrivalled. They are : Masterkenzo, Masterbear and Wahdegreat.

Tits, guys.......u guys the best.

Nabeh........