Gotta be "IN"......tiuniasing !!!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

How to be a Klang Valley socialite :

1) Go to Bali or Bangkok, and then share pictures around
2) Work with a company that has offices in some Paedophile Philleos, Avenues,
Squares, Bangsar, KLCC, HArtamas area
3) Frequenting hot night spots. Zouk, Red, Chocolate, Nasi Lemak etc
4) Talk about Ikea.
5) Oogle about goatees.( for girls )
6) Grow goatees ( for guys )
7) Have an English name and don't let nobody know about your Malay, Chinese, Indian, Kadazan
name
8) Talk about Japanese restaurants.
9) Make sure your occupation ends with the word "Executive" preceded by " Business" or "IT". No,
engineers aren't cool.....unless you are erection engineer.
10) Smoke like chimney !! Even if you can't smoke, wiggle one cigarette ( cigars are the fads
nowadays ) in your hands so as to impress people.
11) Laugh like mad at scenes like the one the lembu picit the milk in the movie Kung Pao.
12) Make lame jokes like "Wah, your handphone so canggih until can fly !"
13) Grow sideburns.
14) Always try to show off that you know where to eat great food.
15) Make lame jokes like " Wah, the traffic light got three lights ! Why don;t they make one with four
lights ?"

Alright, let me get me gear, hang out with some Johns, Sallys, Sandys, Michelles to dig more on what Socialites do and talk so that I can enlighten you wuzzes.

Socialites...tiuniasing !!!