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Friday, July 07, 2006

PLEASE HELP, BELIEVE ME.. ITS TRUE!!!!

Good day,

my name is X-t-rongunus from planet X-trons. As my name implies, i m alien not from earth but i landed here not on my free will 3 years ago and have since lived among u. i share much similarity with earth humans and not many people know that i m alien. by your law i m resident of singapore nationality. i am actually the leader in my planet X-trons but my ministers overthrows me because i was kind to my people and they not think the same as me.

when i fled my planet because they wanted to murder me using poison that they put in my food during my dinner at my castle, i took together with me a mineral that is very abundant in my planet. only when i come to earth do i know that in earth also have same mineral called gold. it seems that earth humans have high appreciation of this mineral that is a lot in my planet.

during my stay here, i have also discovered a weapon that can be used to take back my presidency from the betrayal ministers. to earth humans, this is sumthing very harmless but it will be harmful to people of X-trons. this new weapon that i found on earth is called paper money. sumhow the substance used to make money is very poisonus to us. even i cannot touch it. but i also discovered that my people is only poisonous to paper money of Malaysia, ringgit malaysia to be exactly.

as such, i implore to you good people of Malaysia to help me in my quest to reclaim back my planet. it doesnt matter what is the amount. it can be rm1 or even rm5. i require it in weightage. for the same kilogrammes of paper money that you contribute to me, i will return to you 2 times the weightage in gold. as i have said, this mineral is alot in X-trons.

i have approached the malaysian government for help but they have yet to come back to me. from their tones, it seems that they are not interested to help me in my quest. it seems that they are using the money to further construct a bridge to singapore and that someone named semi value is hogging the funds to build a castle for himself.

Dear good sir / madam, as such i implore for your assistance. Your can reach me on this e mail address for more discussion and briefings: x_t_rongun@alienRus.com.
This transaction is 100%risk free.
Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Thanks and God bless you and your family

X-t-rongunus

p.s. I have attached a photo of myself for clarifications should you require to meet up to further discuss on it. from my photo, i believe that you will know that i am a very established and can be trusted person.
I have asked my good friend WAHDEGREAT to help me in compiling the money that is required to help me take back my planet. Please contact him. If he asks you to transfer the cash to him. please do. Thank you again.

: Please help my planet.

8 Comments:

Blogger wahdegreat said...

its true, when he told me his / her story (Apparently these X-Tronians have no sex, what a dull society), i was deeply touched.

if you wish to help, please arrange your cash and i will come and collect it.

much thanks.

4:41 PM  
Blogger chau_fah_hai said...

can i exchange sexual pleasure instead with the minerals? the picture really turn me on.......oh yeeeaaaaa

10:42 AM  
Blogger MasterKenzo said...

wahh seyyy.....!! first the nigerian scam...and then this??!! why don we build a fucking huge mother-ship and attack X-tron... then we'll have all the gold to our self... stupid...

7:08 PM  
Blogger wahdegreat said...

we cant dude. u think that never crosses my mind. (hope he / she's not reading this.) ... smarty.

and i resent you calling my alien friend stupid. their intelligence level is way above... errr.. he / she's IQ is on-par with MASTERBEAR. scared leh?

and its X-TronS with an ASS, not X-Tron. that's an electronic company: -
X-tron Electronics International Ltd.
Unit C3, 3/F.,
Meyer Industrial Building, Block 1,
2 Chong Yip Street,
Kwun Tong, Kowloon
Hong Kong - China

comon la. with ur eel-gotten wealth of amaway, i believe you can contribute a bit right. jus bring ur money to the next yamcha session. i will know what to do.

9:29 PM  
Blogger chau_fah_hai said...

"..........but i also discovered that my people is only poisonous to paper money of Malaysia, ringgit malaysia to be exactly."

GrammarMan is back. Errr....you meant that Malaysian paper money is poisonous to your people, no ?
I'm surprised that since you pretty people are poisonous to money, why don't you poison your own genaralissimo, since u all have been splurting poison to each other?

I guess only the most "intelligent" being highly value Malaysian Ringgit. I have loads of paper money with grandma face on it and that one with a man with faggoty hair they called Washington...too bad, you "intelligent beings" loved to be look down at. Serves you all right for being fucked by an impotent leader...why don't you assimilate to our motherland. I'm sure, since we are from the same culture, you will fit in damn bloody well.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..........but i also discovered that my people is only poisonous to paper money of Malaysia, ringgit malaysia to be exactly."

GrammarMan is back. Errr....you meant that Malaysian paper money is poisonous to your people, no ?
I'm surprised that since you pretty people are poisonous to money, why don't you poison your own genaralissimo, since u all have been splurting poison to each other?

I guess only the most "intelligent" being highly value Malaysian Ringgit. I have loads of paper money with grandma face on it and that one with a man with faggoty hair they called Washington...too bad, you "intelligent beings" loved to be look down at. Serves you all right for being fucked by an impotent leader...why don't you assimilate to our motherland. I'm sure, since we are from the same culture, you will fit in damn bloody well.

???????? errr... me not understand what saying u did.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Zebra_Crossing,

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1:44 PM  

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