Crap country ruled by craps.......tiuniaseng !!!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

So, wahdegreat is back. Yay.

Kenzo's b'day. Oh, whopee.

Ok. Enough with all the shitty ceremonious (mimicking stupid Yang Cheng Lin's and other Friendster assholes's squeaky voice ) "Oh, Happy Birthday ge !! Eat alredi de ! Why didnt come geh !!" cutey(NOT !) shits. By the way, what's with all these "geh","de" and "ge" ???? The young Malaysian Chinese are really craps nowadays. They are so fucking damn worried if they forgot to wish or nvr being wished Happy Birthday or to be added into their friend's Friendster or forgot to add their friend into their friendster shit. Bloody shit, they should be worrying about stuffs like ...what if Eistein hadn't abandon his infamous cosmological constant ? Or what if Planck changed his mind about his blackbody radiation shit ? What if Huang Di were never born ? That would be a damn right catastrophe cos there won'tbe any Chinese at all !!!! There are so many things that's worth our time and effort to worry and yet, these ah lians worried about how they can creatively use words like "Hao ke ai horr" and sentences ending with "de","dy","ge",geh" so that they can be outstanding among their "hao ker ai" peers

Ah lian in orange : Ni jue de wo ker ai ma ? ( You fucking think I am fucking cute or not? )

Front row ah lians : Ni hao ke ai oooo ! Ta ye hao ke ai de ! ( You fucking cute oooooo ! She ( red shirt girl ) also fucking cute 'de' !)

Middle row ah lians : Ee, wei she ni men na mo ke ai ge ? ( Ee, why you all so fucking cute 'ge'? )

Fat ah lian in the middle : Wo jue de wo zhen de hao ker ai geh ! ( I fucking think I am fucking cute 'geh' )

Oh, the humanity !!! Oh, saviour, hear me now ! Bestow upon me your blessed curse and courage so I may withstand such atrocities ! Saviour, do not forsake me in this fight against evil !

Lo and behold, my prayers were answered in the elegant shape below with the almighty powerful

weapon to counter such inhumane atrocities :

Saviour : Oh, girls. Look what I got ya !

Oh yea !!! Give it to us ! I am soooo excited ! Lift me higher, bitches !!! I need to grab Saviour's weapon !

Another Ah lian : Oooo !!! Very the ker ai de geh ! I'm so the high de !!

Yea, fuck you friendster biatches !!

Anyway, this wasn't my intended article, but I felt it's worth mentioning though. My actual intention is now subsequenting.

Yes, what a great bi-weeks we have recently. ANd so juicy too, cos two by-elections had and going to take place. The Machatt Machap and the Ijok one.

Just a quick run down on these two constituents. I bloody never heard before of these two kampungs until recently, thanks to heavy publicity by local dailies here. Brought a great buzz to the town kampungs though. Well, Machap went into this frenzy by-election because its MP Poh Ah Tiam ( for those in the know, I deliberately omit his title plainly because I hate M'sian gorment ) passed away. And hence, the showdown between BN_MCA and DAP. We all know the outcome. No, I'm not talking about BN winning that confounded election. I'm talking about how the election proved people from Machap are practically, deaf, dumb and mute.

Now, fast forward to Ijok. Same thing laaa, someone die and then what else, by election lorrr. This time, at time of production of this article, it's BN-MIC vs Parti Keadilan Rakyat. Like Machap, I'm sure Ijok is also made up of deaf, dumb and mute. Not forgetting stupid. That goes to Machap people also. And I really mean it. And I don't fucking regret for what I say.

Anyway, my main objective here is to highlight the events that accompanies the election. Take a look at the pictures below.

The annual hunt for bottled Carlsberg to be consumed in kopitiam later got off to a great start.

"WOooooo ! Woooooo !! Wooooooooo !"

So, what's so special above the picture ? Police catching stupid fucking Indon immigrants ? Some sort of demos ? Well, I'm sure you can conjure up anything that has relation to crime and violence.

This is a scene from the by-election thing. What the fuck ?!

I have always thought election is democracy's peacful and loving way of showing people's power. But it seems otherwise, as shown in the two pix.

The MPs, Datuks, of respective camps, I thought, should present a gentlemen conduct during elction and nomination day and conduct they way they should be conducting, that is, in a manner that the rakyat can respect. But as we, the always-know-way-ahead of government, knows, the election was marred by incidents as above.

Adults seemingly representing us, the rakyat, brawling around like fucking schoolchildren. Have they got no shame ? Guess not cos as soon as you enter politics, you have just sold your soul to the almighty Satan. You have no shame, no pride, no dmoral, no dignity.

Look at other western democracy country. Both parties shake hand and greet each other. DO you see them brawling like headless chicky ?

Just imagine, these are the people who works for the parties. And if they look are fucking gangsters, guess who is their kepala.

How to live in Malaysia anymore !?

Shame on you, Malaysian government ! Shame on you Barisan Nasional !! Fuck you Samy Vellu !

To UMNO, MCA and MIC.....tiuniaseng chau chibek !!!!!