Ghost movie.......nabeh !

- by chau_fah_hai-

I like ghost movies. No doubt. Besides porns laaaa.......I really adore ghost movies. Why ? Hell, how the heck am I suppose to know ? Why you like to watch those soapy-soapy mya love story ? Why you like to watch nonsensical rubbish like "The Piano" ?

But let me tell you why. Ghost movies are cool, though lately the quality of some is spiralling gradually down the drain.

Yes, I would pay RM10 to watch these cool flicks at cinema. I like the feeling of letting my shit crawl out of my arse. And then when you get home, you always get the feeling that the ghost from the movie you watched is there hovering above you when you open your eyes after washing your eyes.....swweettttt !!!

The best one I seen so far is the Thai flick calleds "Shutter". Plain naming, but it's packed with lotsa scared the shit, sperm, out of you. And the chic....whoa. F**kable rating is 8 over ten. The other 2 points missing cos I don;t fancy Thai chics.
I always asked my friends to come along to watch horror movies but duhhhh, all chickened out. Most notable "chickens" are wahdegreat and masterkenzo. Masterbear is...well as usual..watch also can, didnt watch also can. Go and find a job in United Nation laaa, masterbear.

When you watch ghost movie, don;t go for the plot. That's why people don't like to watch ghost movie cos' the plot is really...well.......let's just say a 5 year old can tell better ghost stories. If you wanna watch Oscar winning movies and all, you can go watch



Man in white hat : Eh, KNNCB, you are touching me aaa ?
Black hat : Yah, so ? An jua ? ( held white hat's dick and shake it vigorously ) Hah ?! An jua ?????
White hat : Mmmm ( bengali sound )...not bad not bad.

Anyway, ghost movies really are a kind of its own. It's kinda give you the edge. It really shook you up. I like it best when you get shocked like the shit in your body was instantly ejected. Ghost movie is really cool in another sense that it lets you explore another of human's most amazing feeling....scared. It's the second best feeling after...of course,.......HORNY !!!

Actually, geting scared is a good way to understand further about yourself. Well, actually, all bad feelings opens up the channel between you and your inner self. But if you are sad, don't get all horny by watching those movies by actress who was auditioned by the way the cry. But if you are feeling down, watch a ghost movie. Ultra remedy.

Ghhost movie distract you from reality of life. They will bring you to a world of their own. Ghost movie can guide you to understand things that we cannot understand. Ghost movie touches your soul just as it touches those in the movies. Ghost movies............are the most realest imagination one can have. Ghost movie.........sweeetttt.

Nabeh......