Definitions of Tits

by masterbear

A couple of moons ago, masterkenzo, chau-fa-hai and i were having 'yamcha' session after an eventless badminton sessions and we were indulging in a conversation about definition of tits. i know it's perverted of us to discuss this topic ... especially in here 'blog'. BUT we had a bet on this...

So we were trying to define ...what is tits? masterkenzo said tits is nipple. Izzit? i dun think so ...i think it meant breasts. So we made a bet and i took the offer and today i'm going to annouce the results, bro... worldwide. so i was googling around and this is one of the first definition i get...

1. Definition of tits is

tits - the Intial transaction statement

No kidding !! it 's actually used in Instant Text of the Uniform Commercial Code (Ucomcode.glo) or whatever this is. This is really unbelieveable.. Next i found this ...

2. Definitions of tits is

(jargon) tits on a keyboard - Small bumps on certain keycaps to help touch-typists find the home keys (ASDF and JKL;) without looking. They are nearly always on the "F" and "J" of a QWERTY and the "5" of a numeric keypad. The Macintosh, perverse as usual, has them on the "D" and "K" keys.

This term is based on the vernacular American expression "as useful as tits on a boar" (or boar-hog, bull, bullfrog, or many other variants), meaning "not useful".

This is certainly most 'useful' now.... seems like there're more usage of tits than i thought .. :D then came a long list of porno sites and stuff..... (bad for the kids ..imagine what they get if they search for the words 'tits'). so i finally went to an official site and found this

3. Definitions of tits is

2 usually vulgar : BREAST -- usually used in plural

So masterkenzo, there you have it.... now you officially owe me 10 bucks. Yes!! (masterkenzo : sorry la, masterbear. You chicken out of the bet on that night, remember? BUAHAHAHA!)So, enough of this topic and by the way, when some people say i'm looking at a pair of tits, they just might not refering to a pair of breasts.