Nabeh Citibank,,,,,,,
- by chau_fah_hai -
My beautiful Saturday ( 25/02/2006 ) was marred by the "beautiful" people of Citibank.
Sony Ericsson T610 : Tuuuutuuuuuutuuuu !! ( Super kungfu kick Zhang Tong Liang ass ringtone )
Me : Hello ?
Citibank ( abb. as CB, also means Chibai ) : Hello, can I speak to Mr Lam Jiao XXX, please ? ( wahlao, trying to pretend like so damn hiao )
( At this point, I was gonna like "Oh I'm sorry. Mr Lam Jiao XXX is busy at the moment with a voluptous client. Would you like to speak Miss Chau Fah Hai or Mr Tiu Nia Sing ? Or maybe Mdm Pu Ki Mak ? Will Master Tiu Gao Lei be of interest to you ??" )
Me : It's Lam CHIO XXX.
CB : Ehehe..ok. ( huh ??? Hello, as CB, a professional bank, don't you know what customer service is all about ????? Arent you gonna apologise for likened my name to same male private part ? How's if I call you cunt and laugh super hiao hiao )
Me : *****frown face*****
CB : bla bla bla bla yada yada yada......ok, Mr Lam ?
Me : Ok.
CB : Goodbye and have a nice day, Mr ...........
Me : ( Quickly cut in abruptly ) You haven't apologise for wrongly pronouncing my name.
CB : Oh, heheh ( u know, those bohsia stupid hao ke ai horrr laugh )....Sorry Mr Lam.
Me : ********Bao gong resides in me*******
Customer service....duuuuhhh !!! Citibank worrrrr.....renowned for customer service. Fuck stupid Citibank laaaa !!!!! One more thing...if you are an employee / employer of Citibank, come and suck my ass !!!!!!
My beautiful Saturday ( 25/02/2006 ) was marred by the "beautiful" people of Citibank.
Sony Ericsson T610 : Tuuuutuuuuuutuuuu !! ( Super kungfu kick Zhang Tong Liang ass ringtone )
Me : Hello ?
Citibank ( abb. as CB, also means Chibai ) : Hello, can I speak to Mr Lam Jiao XXX, please ? ( wahlao, trying to pretend like so damn hiao )
( At this point, I was gonna like "Oh I'm sorry. Mr Lam Jiao XXX is busy at the moment with a voluptous client. Would you like to speak Miss Chau Fah Hai or Mr Tiu Nia Sing ? Or maybe Mdm Pu Ki Mak ? Will Master Tiu Gao Lei be of interest to you ??" )
Me : It's Lam CHIO XXX.
CB : Ehehe..ok. ( huh ??? Hello, as CB, a professional bank, don't you know what customer service is all about ????? Arent you gonna apologise for likened my name to same male private part ? How's if I call you cunt and laugh super hiao hiao )
Me : *****frown face*****
CB : bla bla bla bla yada yada yada......ok, Mr Lam ?
Me : Ok.
CB : Goodbye and have a nice day, Mr ...........
Me : ( Quickly cut in abruptly ) You haven't apologise for wrongly pronouncing my name.
CB : Oh, heheh ( u know, those bohsia stupid hao ke ai horrr laugh )....Sorry Mr Lam.
Me : ********Bao gong resides in me*******
Customer service....duuuuhhh !!! Citibank worrrrr.....renowned for customer service. Fuck stupid Citibank laaaa !!!!! One more thing...if you are an employee / employer of Citibank, come and suck my ass !!!!!!
posted by chau_fah_hai at 12:07 PM
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