MSN - Mother of all EVIL

by wahdegreat

Most 9-to-5-office-working-boring people uses MSN during their working hours. As an employer, I would strongly forbid it as it really gets in the way of their productivity. Imagine you have all your staffs MSNning all day long; not doing their jobs.

Below is an example: -

0000 says:
quite a while ago..but they very frequent got advertise laaa...

NG MANG TAT says:
don think its for mktg la.. anyway jus saw ur stupid convers bout d police interview........
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.................................. what can i say....

0000 says:
abt wat ?
0000 says:
really one maaa

NG MANG TAT says:
ya rite, as if u went for d interview b4

0000 says:
( innocent look )

NG MANG TAT says:
look at my photo. tell me what u see

0000 says:
no laa..legend laaa

NG MANG TAT says:
wat legend?!

0000 says:
your face ?
0000 says:
abt the police interview
0000 says:
wat photo u wanna me to see

NG MANG TAT says:
ur stupid messenger canot display photo la?

0000 says:
if its stupid, i couldnt even tok to u...dick !!!
0000 says:
just that mine is outdated

NG MANG TAT says:
u duno how to update it ah? genius

0000 says:
lazy to change here and there...y dun the fuck u send over thru file transfer, email, blog..etc....use the technology at yer dispolsal laa..always locked yourself to one choice...how to improve oneself ...? wanna be malay policeman is it

NG MANG TAT says:
i wonder who is the one who wants to be malay polis

0000 says:
why, isn't it obvious....you laaa

NG MANG TAT says:
ur ass wants to be the polis

0000 says:
the polis is more interested in your dick

NG MANG TAT says:
every1 IS interested in my dick

0000 says:
where does this shenezyn works ?
0000 says:
obviously they are cave age barbarian

NG MANG TAT says:
WHO?!
NG MANG TAT says:
who the fucking shit is shenezyn?

0000 says:
ah leong new fren laaa...( for faggot explanation )
0000 says:
and how old is this shehaha ?

NG MANG TAT says:
same age, me thinks

0000 says:
and where she work ?
0000 says:
her comments on biong ?

NG MANG TAT says:
+CENSORED+
NG MANG TAT says:
dunno. wat do u think of leong?

0000 says:
u asking me...of all ppl, ME...abt Leong ?????

NG MANG TAT says:
ya la. dat wud give u a good indication of wat other ppl will think of d bugger

0000 says:
leong = loser, faggot, procrastinator, freeloader, always want to get rich but dun wanna do it the hard way, arrogant.....
0000 says:
on a good tone......rich ( cos he lend me money ), humble ( coz always kena bullied when form 5 )

NG MANG TAT says:
there u haf it

See what I mean?

But then again, me as an employee... it's the best fucking thing available in office after the TOILET was invented.

: ..... i really don kno what to say... pls don stare at my butt.