People whom rightly deserve a place in the Halls of Da Man......nabeh !!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

1) Chen Fa Ke

"Who ???"
I hear you ask..........
"What the fudge is this ??? "
Well, obviously it's a photo.....ever heard of it ?
"No, I mean who the fry is this ??"






Definitely uninitiated. This is the photograph of the great Chen style Taijiquan grandmaster. He is the grand-daddy of the current 19th generation "zhang men ren" ( penjaga pintu ) ( standard bearer ), Grandmaster Chen Xiaowang. Talented martial artist, resilient, srong, patriotic, dedicated yet humble and love to avoid stardom and fame. Chen Fa Ke is often reverred as the ultmiate guru of the Chen style Taijiquan. Strict in teaching, he has many outstanding students, the most notable is Grandmaster Feng Zhiqiang. Using Chen style Taijiquan, he has defeated many hard style martial artists and of course, bloody-fuckers Nihongo and red-butt angmoh. Famous quote include " How could I be the best when there are many martial artists out there". He is certainly da man.

2) Leaders of People's Republic of China











Of course they deserved a place in the Hall of Da Man. Hey, when you are in control of the world's most populous nation, full of martial artists, dog and cat eaters, the most "Die, or I'll shoot" army with guns and missiles pointing everywhere except the leader's home and office, most sought-after scientists, culturally confused diversified inhabitants ( more than 50 ethnic minorities, u know !! ), rapid progressive people, ambitious future leaders etc......you gotta be da man !

Nevertheless, I am bloody proud to be a full fledge Chinese !!!!! Zhong hua ren min, qian jin !!!

3) Eric Cartman



"It's my Steve Urkel sleeping bag. Ain't it cool ??? "




Whoa.......how could he not being in the list..........the list is not even a list if Eric is not listed. Born to a haemo homae can-fuck-ownself-and-have-baby, prostituiting, crack smoking, yet tender loving caring mom-bitch mom. Eric represents evil and nobody can be more evil than him. He's so evil that he made Satan tremble. Foul-mouthed, racist, hazardly overweight, pampered,.......that's Eric. And a very disturbed child too. BY the way, don't ask me to resize the picture coz Cartman's size only allows unidirectional resize.........outward resize.

4) Richard P. Feynman











Just when you thought your physics lesson was boring. Feynman is what I dubbed as da man. Genius, talented, intellectually superior, yet intellectually funny and fun loving physics guru. He's da man. He re-defines physics and lectuing in physics