World's getting wierder by the seconds.........nabeh !!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

I was browsing The Star newspaper dated 25/02/2006 and the action of sctraching of my crotch was abruptly halted the moment I came across this piece of advertisement :















My immediate expression was :














Okay, maybe I have been sticking around doing blogs and not seeing the world as much as I should, so as to realise that there ARE such jobs, but hey....this takes the cake.

With my constant and deep fondness for scratching my gargantuan crotch, I was thinking, " Hey, this may be the job I have been looking for all this while".

Ever since this job appear, I'd figure those famous religiously masseurs you see in newspaper ad ( Tok Pundek, Abang Batang, Pak Jilat ...nehhhh, those with the pictures with a man ala Taliban style while embracing Western technlogy eg., mobile phone ) will lose their place in the world of sensual massage to these more more glamorous engineers.

Whoaaa, I mean...hey, who would you trust ( from the perspective of a typical Malaysian ah soh makcik tangachi who thinks this world is made up of only doctors, engineers, lawyers and accountants { recent amendment dictates that IT-ers be included } ) when you got doubts on ...say, tech stuffs ? Surely you'd go to someone by the title engineer and place your paper thin trust in them, right ? Same here...I mean, whoa......

X : Shit, after lust last night horrr, I realise I can't erect when I was browsing www.friendster.com

Y : Nya boooh.......Let me check **touch touch massage massage X's dick**

X : KNNCB mya son !!!! What the zibai are you doing ??? Niaseng pepet you freezing gay !!!!!

Y : Bloody cock, you really got problem laaaaa.......Neber mind, I help you **show X the newspaper cutting shown above** See, help is at hand. Go look for him. Engineer, you kow...not simple any sinseh, bawang pawang or whatever you call those rubber tapper witchdoctor. Got liglee some more.

X : Nabeh, so high tech alredi this world. Wanna stim also got Engineer to help.....wah lao, mechanical fitting and pipping....damn professional laaaa. Let's go find him.

Y : I also want my gugujiao robotic laaa.......

Whooooaaa......right now, as you are reading this, I am preparing my resume to send to this company.....fudge, they want degree in mechanical engineering and my degree is in Electrical and Electronics....but who the fish care.......mech and electronic complements each other just like brothers

Just imagine....the glamorous world of Erection Engineer. You redefine tech revolution. You are the idol of the entire he-mans plus ah guas and also revered by chics and porn stars.....lucky you...nabehhhh