Greatest Invention Ever..!!! Hoohaa..!!

by masterkenzo

Imagine yourself driving a car, stuck in fucking K.L. traffic jam, just after working hour. You just had a long fudging day. Your boss had been acting like a crazed babboon. The office tea-aunty has been harassing you sexually. You were stuck in the elevator with a freaking homo. But alas, the clock struck 6pm and now you are free. You're on your way home. You are looking forward to a nice quiet evening with your hot voluptious girlfriend. For those who are single, too bad.

Then, as the car in front of you started inching forward, some CiBaiKia decided to do the unthinkable. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a CiBaiKia in a heavily modified Proton Wira (trying very hard to resemble a Mitsubishi Evo 7) just pop out ABRUPTLY from nowhere and landed in front of your car. Landed on the empty space which is righteously yours.

You braked your car with the force of 10Gs. Your afternoon's lunch almost make an exit thru every orifices of your body. Strings of profanities came out from your mouth as you watch in disbelief ; freaking CiBaiKia is whistling away obliviously. He must be thinking,

" Wah lan..!! Am I good or what?"

ARRRGGHHHH...!!! You had it,man!! Crazed babboon boss and sex-crazed tea-aunty is one thing, but a fudging CiBaiKia taking away what's mine.??? That's the last straw, fucker..!!

Hence, we bring you the millenium's most revolutionary invention........
Ooohhh..the humanity. How sorry are they going to be when you unleashed the power of The Catapult 2000. You already had it installed, right underneath the engine compartment of your car. After saying a short prayer for mercy on the CiBaiKia poor soul, you flick a yellow switch on your dashboard. Yessss..... it's starting to work now.

The Catapult 2000s' titanium arm started extending unto the CiBaiKia's crap cars' undercarriage. It's arm acting like those you see on a forklift. Yeess.... CiBaiKia's still has no idea what you got in store for him.
[whisper]hoohaa..!![whisper]

Finally, you got the arm fully extended. Yeess... you giggle like a fucking school-girl as you reach for the RED switch. You savour the moment.......and then...FLICK.!!



YESS..!!! AND AWAY HE GOES..!!! You can see it in his bloody eyes!! The word "surprise" is an understatement here. The CiBaiKia has practically NO FUCKING IDEA what hit him. I'm sure he fucking shit in his pant as his beloved Mitsubishi Evo wannabe was flinged into oblivion.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
cough cough whheeezzzz...

BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.!!
cough cough cough

Yess...yess... my precious... golluum...golluum.. we killed him... yesss.. alas, the space is mine... my precious..

And you happily drove away. Leaving the half-dead CiBaiKia to the vultures circling above.




** Coming Soon..!! Catapult 5000 !! Pack with enormous power enough to fling a 3-tonne lorry !! **

Yes, people... pray like there's no tomorrow.