Rare remarks / quotes....nabeh !!!!

- by the great chau_fah_hai -

Ok, following are some of the most memorable ( read : bizzare, wierd, etc.....) quotes ever uttered by stupid idiot brainless chau fah hai great people of today.........

1) The great Semi Value Samy Vellu !!!
Semi Value : Yinilah jembatan yang kirajaan mau beena sama itu Sri Pitaling. Ada cantik ?

Lim Kit Siang : Ada cantik, dato sri. Tapi jambatan ini ada sikit macam..err.....beruk, dato seri.

Semi Value : Yinadeey, pundek mya sekletali !! Dia kasi angkat yini seyeh mya foto sibelum saya jadi Mentri. ( To secretary ) Dey, yinadey !!! Paitiam karra pan poochi !!!! Meleybih-leybih mya sekletali.......

Other VIPs : Whoaaaaa..........




2) The great IT programmer-cum-bloddy frogger chau pot pot bugger bugger debugger-cum-panty hose supermodel, MASTERBEAR !!!! An avid and a formidable badminton player ( pls refer to picture to reflect the supreme athleticism in him ), he it did itself no justice, when he uttered some rubbish unintended words when asked for its opinion regarding a game which it lost heavily.
Reporter : You played really well tonight, unfortunately, luck weren't on your side. What do you think that went wrong ?

Masterbear : I didn't think luck has anything to do with today's game. I mean, look at me. ( flexes body into left side picture's pose ). Don't you think I look great ? Anyway, I'd like to think I manage to get some great smashes in.........just that the net was in my way.( damn tulan like that )

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To be continue......................nabeh !!!!