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Monday, November 06, 2006

Gotta be "IN"......tiuniasing !!!!

- by chau_fah_hai -

How to be a Klang Valley socialite :

1) Go to Bali or Bangkok, and then share pictures around
2) Work with a company that has offices in some Paedophile Philleos, Avenues,
Squares, Bangsar, KLCC, HArtamas area
3) Frequenting hot night spots. Zouk, Red, Chocolate, Nasi Lemak etc
4) Talk about Ikea.
5) Oogle about goatees.( for girls )
6) Grow goatees ( for guys )
7) Have an English name and don't let nobody know about your Malay, Chinese, Indian, Kadazan
name
8) Talk about Japanese restaurants.
9) Make sure your occupation ends with the word "Executive" preceded by " Business" or "IT". No,
engineers aren't cool.....unless you are erection engineer.
10) Smoke like chimney !! Even if you can't smoke, wiggle one cigarette ( cigars are the fads
nowadays ) in your hands so as to impress people.
11) Laugh like mad at scenes like the one the lembu picit the milk in the movie Kung Pao.
12) Make lame jokes like "Wah, your handphone so canggih until can fly !"
13) Grow sideburns.
14) Always try to show off that you know where to eat great food.
15) Make lame jokes like " Wah, the traffic light got three lights ! Why don;t they make one with four
lights ?"

Alright, let me get me gear, hang out with some Johns, Sallys, Sandys, Michelles to dig more on what Socialites do and talk so that I can enlighten you wuzzes.

Socialites...tiuniasing !!!

9 Comments:

Blogger MasterKenzo said...

hey....that's me!! i did all the above...!!! woohooo!!! i'm a full-fledged socialite!!! yo, Sandy! check it out, i'm your fucking socialite, mama!! sizzle my nizzle yoh..!

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are still as dashing as ever, Han Chean..........

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allen, is that you ? My gosh, it is really you !!! So nice to see you here. It's me, Sandy Kanzicekowski, the Czech girl who studies at the same uni in AUstralia with you ? We were classmates. Of course, you didnt notice me cos you were busy making fun of my boobs...but anyway, keep in touch ,ya

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Lan !!! you devil, you !! Sandy Kim Mong Il here !!! Many long time no seeing you !!! HOw are the you !? Me in Korea, fine. Miss you !! Take care !!! You still same ? Alwasy the horny in classroom !!??? hahah...you cute.

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Sandy Jones here !! yo mutha fucka, what didja do to muh sista, Crispin' Jones !?? You laid her din cha, yo mutha fucka !? Yo fuck her and chewed on her panties, did ja, yo sllimy mutha fucka !!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sawadi Ka !!! I erm Sandy Putchahandonmyboob. I so happy being regiter with LonelyBoys.com and found you. You so handsome. I so horny and lonely boy. Muacks !!! We meet in Patpong and you play my dick,ok !! Sawadee Ka !!!

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.Sandy Wulftenheisen here. You. Me. Fuck. Yes. Now.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sodomi das ! Kukiki karakato Sandy Wagaongorchibaii !! Hai !! Kokuru onani ita ita ita ita ita ( say it rapidly ), desayu goguru kuchi kuchi tatayo donatello hagaiwasatemanu tiuniamachau hai !!! Haii !!!

8:18 PM  
Blogger MasterKenzo said...

charmed.... -_-'

1:04 PM  

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